Infomercial Hilarity

Exo-ProWell? Don’t you want your own Hannibal Lecter mask sans bars over the mouth? For only $24.99 you too can own a Hannibal the cannibal mask in your choice of white, blue, black, red, green and even camo. This neoprene mask also comes with “custom” ear and mouth vents is is guaranteed to keep you warm on those cold winter walks…

REALLY? I mean, I know it gets cold out there especially in places like Alaska and Canada but would you really walk around looking like Hannibal Lecter wearing your Exo-Pro neoprene facemask? Sure it might keep you warm but it’ll also send women and children running from you with screams of terror, possibly throwing things at you as they go…I think I’d rather take my chances on freezing…then again, ask me next year and my answer may differ depending on where I end up for grad school.

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4 Responses to “Infomercial Hilarity”

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    I vote to stay inside! I wouldn’t be caught dead wearing one of those! I know, I’m hilarious, I kill myself… lol!
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    • Amy says:

      I would be absolutely mortified if I wore one of those and ran in to someone I knew…although the upside is they might not recognize you? LOL

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    Queen Bee says:

    I think the beak looking nose is quite stylish for a cannibal in the cold…

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